the three universal truths: we live in a society, women be shopping, men get pegged
me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems
literally the clickbait on this website has completely entirely surpassed actual jokes made by bloggers in terms of humor
wow bill nye is a fucking stud
British army adverts. Absolutely tragic.
Wonder what 50 year old white guy came up with this pish.
Oh my fucking God the other four are just as bad, insulting, and hilariously out of touch. This is so cringey.
Oh fuck me🤢
CITIZENS
YOUR ARMY NEEDS
YOUR FLESH
AND YOUR EXPENDABILITY
You can always start again. Clean out your social media. Create a new account for your new taste in music. Study or work in a new city. Start socialising with new people. Choose a new signature scent and style and purge the outdated parts of yourself. If you don’t like where you’re at, but you don’t know what to do about it - try starting again.
2019 energy.
It’s interesting to me when someone dies and their Wikipedia page almost immediately becomes past tense. Who does that? Is that someone’s job? Is it the grim reaper?
I walk into the bank with an open laptop and tell them to give me all the money in the vault, or else I edit Bill Murray’s Wikipedia page. 12 SWAT guys come in and shoot me in the nuts when I ask the teller what the WiFi password is
sHIT
im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets
me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME
Me irl
I can’t believe that this post clocked me.
I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.
Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone.
y’all ATE these????
We didn’t EAT them. Just chomped.